Zestily, Luka approached Adrien and took hold of his hands. "I know you would've preferred Ladybug. But I'm fine being your second choice. Anything to keep your dazzling emerald eyes in my life."
"Zero chance of that happening in public, by the way," Adrien responded.
"You're right," Luka said with a grin, "But how about in private?"
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In which Chat Noir has to choose between three suitors (Ladybug, Carapace, and Viperion) who all want to win his affections, and are very much at each other's throats over it. All the while, Hawkmoth is trying to demand his miraculous. And this whole dispute is happening inside his bedroom.
(ABC-inspired crack fic)
Words: 2704, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
- Rating: Teen And Up Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/M, M/M
- Characters: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Luka Couffaine, Nino Lahiffe, Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), Gabriel Agreste, Nathalie Sancoeur
- Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Nino Lahiffe, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Luka Couffaine, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Plagg, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Gabriel Agreste
- Additional Tags: Ladrien | Adrien Agreste/Marinette Dupain-Cheng as Ladybug, Ladynoir | Adrien Agreste as Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng as Ladybug, Identity Reveal, Unrequited Love, Not Actually Unrequited Love, Conflict, Crack, Farce, Swearing, Sexual Humor, Aged-Up Character(s), Attempt at Humor, ABC writing game, joint effort, absolute chaos, I was stupid when I wrote this, Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir Is a Little Shit, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Is a Little Shit, Nino Lahiffe is a little shit, Plagg Is a Little Shit (Miraculous Ladybug), Luka Couffaine is a little shit, Hawkmoth Is A Big Shit, no beta we die like Adrien's hatred for xylophones, Nino Lahiffe Knows, no hurt/comfort, Only Hurt/Roasting, so much roasting, Bisexual Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Ladybug is at university for some reason, Everyone Loves Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Chaotic Marinette Dupain-Cheng, mild season 5 finale salt, Accidental Proposals, inappropriate use of finger guns, Plagg Being Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), Hawkmoth is so done with his son's love life, Homophobia, Ladybugphobia, Crack with a happy ending, or terrible ending depending on who you ship Adrien with