by Ebiartics
"Is this some kind of publicity stunt?" one official muttered, adjusting his glasses.
"Who keeps pulling these tricks? We have a serious schedule to stick to!"
Chat Noir, perched on a nearby lamppost, observed his pièce de résistance proudly before being rudely tangled up by his lovely partner's yoyo and subsequently pulled down to the cobblestone ground with a grunt.
Said lovely partner had a not-so-lovely look on her face, "Chat Noir! What have you done this time?" she facepalmed her forehead, scolding him like he did this everyday. Which— to be fair, he had been for the past three weeks.
"Just a little pre-Olympic fun, m'lady," Chat Noir grinned, unbothered by her exasperation. "I thought the Paris games could use a new mascot since they won't use me!"
“More like you’re salty they dropped you for Adrien Agreste.” Ladybug sighed, "but seriously, Chat Noir— you're the reason we're all going to be forced to use QR codes to access this area soon. Stop trying to scare off the entire committee! You're worst than #JeChieDansLaSeineLe23Juin planning to poop in the seine!"
"You better not give me any more ideas, LB" he smirked, "or I might just join in on that one, too"
"Chat!"
Words: 2174, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English
- Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
- Rating: General Audiences
- Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
- Categories: F/M
- Characters: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug)
- Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug
- Additional Tags: Olympics, Alternate Universe - Olympics, Plagg Is a Little Shit (Miraculous Ladybug), Plagg Loves Cheese (Miraculous Ladybug), Unhelpful Plagg (Miraculous Ladybug), Pre-Reveal Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir/Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Pranks and Practical Jokes, Fun, Why Did I Write This?, Bad Ideas, Rubber Ducks, Fish out of Water, Bad Puns, Cat Puns